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ONS simply means one night stand.

Usually used by the male population.

Yeah me and that girl had a ons lastnight, she was awesome.

[ONS] by ANT81 September 17, 2005

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ONS

ONS is an acronym indicating the common dating phenomenon One Night Stand. You can use the acronym ONS to indicate a person with whom you have had said One Night Stand.

You: "Uh-oh, guess who just walked in?"
Me: "Shit. Who?!"
You: "ONS"
Me: "Great... and I thought I'd never have to see him again."

ONS by Roberta Pincer April 11, 2005

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ONS

One Night Stand

In the past month i've had 31 ONS's

ONS by craig March 12, 2003

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Ons

One night stand

Last night I had an ons.

Ons by Queens Inspire Kings June 27, 2016

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ONS

This stands for "One-Night-Stand" and is used by some males to inform thier friends what they think of certain women in the club.

Check her out!! She is definately an ONS I wouldnt mind havin tonite!

ONS by Shinshoryuken January 14, 2006

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ONS

Onslaught, a game mode in Unreal Tournament 2004 where players trying to capture nodes to eventually make way to the enemy base and try to destroy the power core.

It takes good team strats to win at ONS.

ONS by CorporationX February 17, 2005

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ons

it means “on a set.” you use it if something is true

Messages ....
Madison : Yooo they are couple goals *sends a picture*
Jay : ons

ons by jayyyroddddd January 7, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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