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Something that some teenagers made up with the names alchowei and vodqour and they called there group JOOP wearing purple bananas. Until one day they went into a store and saw a mens cologne called joop. then they shut the hell up!

Tj- yo mario did you see them joop groups be walkin down the hall

Mario- yea there whacked.

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yo that shirt your wearing is so joop

[Joop] by BABY GUrlZ February 4, 2009

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joop

poop and jack it at the same time

How could you ever joop that is sick.

joop by EvanZav September 19, 2009

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Joop

a really sexy nice boy that everyone loves to see. Everyone loves him!

Girl: I wish Joop was my boyfriend he is so cjoeet

Joop by dankbenis April 28, 2017

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joop

to leave or depart but in an urban, hip sort of way

Hey man, let's joop out of here.

joop by cstrom August 22, 2011

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Joop

A brand of parfum (perfume) from Paris.

Wow, you smell like Joop.

Joop by Jess ^.^ December 11, 2003

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Joop

The combination of jizz and poop when ejaculating into an ass.

I filler her ass and joop ran down her leg.

Joop by Donnie March 28, 2005

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Joop

Verb - To emulate the ancient orange haired, opium smoking, banana eating Orangutan named Joop, born on September 21st, 1900.

Joopin' 24/7!

Dude, are you going to Joop out tonight?

Joop by syrucrosse01 November 19, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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