[Halloween] 

Celebrated on October 31, it is a night were 9&+ year olds dress slutty, wear a bunch of their moms makeup, talk to strangers, and get away with it. It was originally a religious holiday, but like other wholesome things, America turned it into a sleez fest.

Kathy: "Jenny's costume was soo slutty this year!"
Joe: "Well Kathy, it is Halloween."

[Halloween] by Ladeda10 February 3, 2009

halloween 

the day I get away with scaring little kids.

Hell yeah Halloween rocks

halloween by One little hellian October 3, 2017

halloween 

celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.

im dressing up as a farmer for halloween. im so cool.

halloween by smoochiecoochie October 27, 2003

halloween 

a kick ass holiday for two reasons:

(1) its the only day of the year you can dress up and demand candy from people you dont know

(2) It's Frank Iero's birtday.

(1) Kid: Give me candy! It's Halloween
Random Person: *hands kid snickers*

(2) Frank is awesome. You love him. you know you do.

halloween by MCRFREAK December 28, 2005

Halloween 

The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.

Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?

Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.

Guy 1: Won't she mind?

Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.

Next day...

Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!

Guy 2: ...

Halloween by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

halloween 

the day that makes the other 364 worth living.

halloween by lush November 2, 2003

halloween 

Pagen holiday for celebration of nature and spirits/energy that Catholic's adapted and renamed "Eve of All Saint's Day" or "Hallowed Eve" (becoming "Halloween"). On this day - October 31st - people are encouraged to dress up and "trick ot treat" to fool the spirits that roam the earth.

Halloween is my favorite holiday.

I'm going to dress-up as a cat or Madonna for Halloween.

Are you going to the Halloween party at Karen's house?

halloween by Karen Harley October 28, 2003