29 definitions by One little hellian
1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.
2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.
3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.
4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary
5.) see hell
2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.
3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.
4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary
5.) see hell
1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.
Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY
emo: ITS FUN
2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole
4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.
5. The Government welcomes you to hell.
So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY
emo: ITS FUN
2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole
4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.
5. The Government welcomes you to hell.
So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
by One little hellian January 12, 2017
It's not good at all. Some detentions can vary depending on what you did. For example if you told the principle to go to hell that is a full day. If you simply had your phone out in class then its a lunch detention. Full day detention are way worse. 2 restroom breaks, not allowed to go to the cafeteria to get your lunch ( the teachers get it for you) and your teachers send ALL the work you have to do down to detention in my school. Worst of all if you don't get it done, congraluations you just got 2 to 3 hours of homework. After school detentions are the worst. You are held in school after everyone has left. Ive only got lunch detentions. its where you get your lunch then go to detention.
To basically sum it all up if you want to be with your friends, go home, or not have a whole ton of homework dont get a detention.
by One little hellian September 26, 2017
I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination
Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
by One little hellian February 14, 2017
Teacher: Would anyone like to explain me this.
Kid says nothing
Teacher: you
Kid: what
Teacher: what were you doing
Kid: telling you to suck deez nuts.
Whole class laughs
In terms of reality the kid was daydreaming. Isn't clear and obvious that kids do this to escape reality.
Kid says nothing
Teacher: you
Kid: what
Teacher: what were you doing
Kid: telling you to suck deez nuts.
Whole class laughs
In terms of reality the kid was daydreaming. Isn't clear and obvious that kids do this to escape reality.
by One little hellian February 15, 2017
Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.
9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.
10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.
11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.
12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.
10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.
11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.
12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
by One little hellian January 18, 2017
The student who receives it from the upper grade. What I mean by that is that freshman tend to get beaten up more thrown in the back of the lunch line in preparation for senior authority. The freshman generally tend to rely on their older friends so that if older kid comes to kick their ass then they can stick up for them.
by One little hellian October 3, 2017
It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.
Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.
Easter of 2050:
Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.
Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>
Easter of 2050:
Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.
Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>
by One little hellian November 21, 2017