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Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.
by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009

Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?
Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.
Guy 1: Won't she mind?
Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.
Next day...
Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!
Guy 2: ...
Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.
Guy 1: Won't she mind?
Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.
Next day...
Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!
Guy 2: ...
by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Guy 1: Hey, yesterday I slept at 2 o clock in the morning. The bio homework took the longest time but i suppose calculus took some time also. When did you sleep?
Guy 2: um... LOL!
Guy 2: um... LOL!
by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

People in your family who specialize in making your life hell. Depending on what kind of parents you have (asian parents are the worst), they can also make sure that you don't have a life, make you study your ass off for no reason, and basically make you a working robot.
Person 1: Hey Jimmy, coming to the party tomorrow. We gonna drink, play video games, dance and all the following above.
Jimmy: Srry guys i can't, my asian parents are making me read books in chinese.
Person 1: Dude you are so uncool.
(Poor Jimmy...)
Jimmy: Srry guys i can't, my asian parents are making me read books in chinese.
Person 1: Dude you are so uncool.
(Poor Jimmy...)
by ihatelifemorethanyou April 13, 2009

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Girls are an intricate race of polar opposites of guys. I'm not saying all girls are bad but I would say a HIGH majority of girls are just bitching attention whores. One day you're cool with them and the next they decide to randomly flip out over little piece of shit things and then proceeds to act like some brainless 2 year old.
Unfortunately statistics show that almost all of the nice, quiet girls are taken already. That leaves the rest of the girls and the G.I.R.Ls to be fairly split among desperate guys. Good luck finding a girl.
Unfortunately statistics show that almost all of the nice, quiet girls are taken already. That leaves the rest of the girls and the G.I.R.Ls to be fairly split among desperate guys. Good luck finding a girl.
All the quiet, nice girls are overshadowed by their bitching attention hogging peers. Too bad. The world sucks but what can we do about it?
by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010
