Gabe is Gabe. He merely exists. Passively traveling wherever the universe takes him. Nothing but a hunk of molecules and proteins basking in the truths of life. Gabe knows why we're here, what life means, but he will not tell an unworthy rat such as you or I. He is Gabe.

you: "Hey! Hey Gabe!"
gabe:...
you: "I wish to be bestowed in your power of everlasting knowledge and wisdom!"
gabe: "You are unworthy"

*Gabe then proceeds to smite your ass and you disintegrate into pure nothingness.*

Gabe by demoncheese November 1, 2022

Gabe

Gabe is usually a boy with brown eyes and the cutest smile. He’s usually shy and a bit moody but when you get to know him he’s funny and loves to make others laugh. He tends to be a lil unsure of himself and seeks others validation.Gabe will always put others first before himself, which makes him a great friend or partner. He’s loyal,sexy and lights up a room. They are also wild and yet, bashful. If you complement a Gabe they usually can’t say thank you without blushing.
Gabe’s full name is usually Gabriel which comes from One of the most important angels if God who brought good news! He truly lives up to his name.

Gabe’s are born leaders, if they can see their full potential.
If you know a Gabe, keep him. You will have a devoted life long friend or companion.

That boy Gabe is so good to his mother. I bet he will make a great husband when he grows up.

Have you seen the new guy, Gabe? He is the sexiest boy I’ve ever seen!

Gabe by Ms.Thang1027 July 20, 2018

Gabe

A very good looking person who loves gaming and is very smart. You can rarely find games in North America. A Gabe has a strong sense of humour that can make someone's day. If you have found a Gabe, you must value of it and care for it the rest of your life. Gabes are quite awesome.

A Gabe walked into the room and half of the people noticed him.

Gabe by E_is_for_me October 18, 2012

Gabe

Sickest name in the world,, perfect in every way. There are few names that can match the greatness of gabe, and none that can surpass it. People named Gabe or Gabriel are ridiculously sexy, athletic, genius, and well rounded individuals. Most cant even handle the pure awe of being around gabes. Theres no simpler way to put it, gabes are incredible in all aspects and there is no higher honor than being named Gabe.

"Dont you just want to faint whenever you see Gabe?"
"I cant wait to see Gabe, he's so awesome!"
"Gabe is so cute! I totaly have a crush on him :P"

Gabe by cyanide! November 27, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026