[FUM]

Fuck an Underprivileged Male. This is a charitable act performed by a successful professional woman who wants to give back to the community.

Tania knew she was slummin' when she hooked up with a loser like Gordon, but when she embarrasedly told her friends, they applauded her selflessness; and national FUM month was launched.

by mwebster March 2, 2008

Fum

Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.

"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.

by DolphinJumper July 19, 2009

Fum

Fum is a curse in which every time you fart, you cum just a little. You aren’t hard and it’s not a full cum so there’s no satisfaction. You have to pee after and blue balls is inevitable. May god have Mercy on those damned to this life.

“Hey what’s wrong with Adam?” “Fum”

by The fum master April 24, 2022

Fum

mouth

Person 1: "Ayo, you fuckin' suck at life-"
Person 2: "Put the pum in your fum."

by dictonaryboy May 10, 2023

fum

the type of female that acts like they are better than other girls but are just a dumb cunt and is a hoor

have you seen sharkisha, she's a fum

by hot_but_at_hot October 24, 2019

Fum

Basically how British people pronounce the word "fam".

Chav 1 - "m8 Arsenal focking sucks ya bloody mug".

Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".

by Homeless Chicken October 13, 2017

Fum

Farting and cumming simultaneously.

Last night my boyfriend fummed in bed and totally ruined the mood.

by monoga_ May 28, 2021