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NJ by bandanasarerad November 18, 2006
Abbreviation for no joke.
nj by Sits the Photographer March 16, 2009
A leader, a listener, a dreamer, a friend. The funniest, smartest, most caring person you'll ever come across. She is gentle yet fierce. Quiet yet loud. When you first meet her, you'll instantly become drawn to her. She has the most contagious laugh that can light up a whole room. She is always ready to help and be there for you. She loves food so much and is always down to try new things. She is incredibly unique and has the biggest brain ever. If you ever need someone to cheer you up, NJ is the person to go to, she never fails to amaze anyone. If you have a NJ in your life, you better keep her, she is the best of the best.
NJ by lactoseintolerant99 February 16, 2020
NJ by still_l3allin October 30, 2004
JK: Namjoon dad, I like your hair.
NJ: Thanks Kookie, your mom Jin likes it too!
J: I think it is really nice Namjoon.
JM: Get a room you lovebirds!
JK: Jimin, let's go to our room and leave them here.
JM: Ok!
S: NO! Jimin come to my room!
JK: NO! My room!
NJ: Guys, you all stay, we both will leave.
J: Ok let's go Joonie
V: NO! My room! Namjoon, go break something...Me and Jin will be in MY room
NJ: Oh, okay,
*NJ Bumps into a table and glass falls on the floor and breaks*
V: I wasn't serious...
NJ: it was an accident... ):
The end. You're welcome ARMY (;
NJ: Thanks Kookie, your mom Jin likes it too!
J: I think it is really nice Namjoon.
JM: Get a room you lovebirds!
JK: Jimin, let's go to our room and leave them here.
JM: Ok!
S: NO! Jimin come to my room!
JK: NO! My room!
NJ: Guys, you all stay, we both will leave.
J: Ok let's go Joonie
V: NO! My room! Namjoon, go break something...Me and Jin will be in MY room
NJ: Oh, okay,
*NJ Bumps into a table and glass falls on the floor and breaks*
V: I wasn't serious...
NJ: it was an accident... ):
The end. You're welcome ARMY (;
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