/nj
Kinda like /j or /hj (joking and half joking) it's like when you're joking but don't want someone to think you're joking so /nj (not joking)
Words you can keep
NJ by bandanasarerad November 18, 2006
Abbreviation for no joke.
nj by Sits the Photographer March 16, 2009
A leader, a listener, a dreamer, a friend. The funniest, smartest, most caring person you'll ever come across. She is gentle yet fierce. Quiet yet loud. When you first meet her, you'll instantly become drawn to her. She has the most contagious laugh that can light up a whole room. She is always ready to help and be there for you. She loves food so much and is always down to try new things. She is incredibly unique and has the biggest brain ever. If you ever need someone to cheer you up, NJ is the person to go to, she never fails to amaze anyone. If you have a NJ in your life, you better keep her, she is the best of the best.
NJ by lactoseintolerant99 February 16, 2020
NJ by still_l3allin October 30, 2004
JK: Namjoon dad, I like your hair.
NJ: Thanks Kookie, your mom Jin likes it too!
J: I think it is really nice Namjoon.
JM: Get a room you lovebirds!
JK: Jimin, let's go to our room and leave them here.
JM: Ok!
S: NO! Jimin come to my room!
JK: NO! My room!
NJ: Guys, you all stay, we both will leave.
J: Ok let's go Joonie
V: NO! My room! Namjoon, go break something...Me and Jin will be in MY room
NJ: Oh, okay,
*NJ Bumps into a table and glass falls on the floor and breaks*
V: I wasn't serious...
NJ: it was an accident... ):
The end. You're welcome ARMY (;
NJ: Thanks Kookie, your mom Jin likes it too!
J: I think it is really nice Namjoon.
JM: Get a room you lovebirds!
JK: Jimin, let's go to our room and leave them here.
JM: Ok!
S: NO! Jimin come to my room!
JK: NO! My room!
NJ: Guys, you all stay, we both will leave.
J: Ok let's go Joonie
V: NO! My room! Namjoon, go break something...Me and Jin will be in MY room
NJ: Oh, okay,
*NJ Bumps into a table and glass falls on the floor and breaks*
V: I wasn't serious...
NJ: it was an accident... ):
The end. You're welcome ARMY (;
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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