Cool Fool
Cool Fool by Ace the simp January 6, 2023
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You can school a fool...
You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.
You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.
You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.
God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!
You can school a fool... by I, Wreckerrr August 17, 2020
You picked the wrong house, fool!
A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.
Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!
You picked the wrong house, fool! by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016
Fool's Gold
Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.
And yeah I've let you use me from the day that we first met
But I'm not done yet
Falling for your
"Fool's Gold"
But I'm not done yet
Falling for your
"Fool's Gold"
Fool's Gold by Jess Styles May 18, 2015
lovesick fool
1) Someone that falls blindly in love with another, oftentimes doing whatever it takes to make them happy and giving them anything you've got.
lovesick fool by Rehabilitation December 2, 2015
boo boo the fool
boo boo the fool by peytonbitchezzz July 17, 2016
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