*dead*

dying with laughter

*dead* is a west indian/caribbean derived term

guy1 types: yeah so, i woke up naked next to a 63 year old woman on sunday morning... i can't remember what happened
guy2 types: *dead*

by mikoism January 22, 2008

*dead*

used when typing something, *dead* means you are DONE with the conversation or you are simply FLOORED by the previous comment. it sort of means like "WTF" or "OMG"

west-indian (caribbean) derived, from "instant death" like in dancehall music

guy types: i totally loved that video, 2 girls 1 cup, it made my penis get very erect.
girl types: ummmm... *dead*

by mikoism January 8, 2008

dead dead

what happens when you die for the final time on a video game and have no more lives left

Dude did you get killed
yeh but im respawning...
dude did you just die again
yeh but now im dead dead i wont be back till next game

by gunslinger4u May 11, 2011

dead on

A term meaning something is extremely accurate, right on target. Hitting the mark. Correct, absolute.

You nailed that description dead on.

by monkiki April 3, 2005

Dead

1) The word you use when you find something hilarious.
2) Not physically alive.

Example 1:
*Person saying something funny*
Other person: Dead

Example 2:
Someone that isn't living anymore.

by fhk x3 May 12, 2017

dead that

stop doing that ; let it go

" you remember you dated marquel in 7th grade "
nahh ; dead that yo !

by laurenjhaye January 16, 2011

Deaded

blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.

I like the way my best people straight deaded me.

by Armando February 17, 2007