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dying with laughter

*dead* is a west indian/caribbean derived term
guy1 types: yeah so, i woke up naked next to a 63 year old woman on sunday morning... i can't remember what happened
guy2 types: *dead*
by mikoism January 21, 2008
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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used when typing something, *dead* means you are DONE with the conversation or you are simply FLOORED by the previous comment. it sort of means like "WTF" or "OMG"

west-indian (caribbean) derived, from "instant death" like in dancehall music
guy types: i totally loved that video, 2 girls 1 cup, it made my penis get very erect.
girl types: ummmm... *dead*
by mikoism December 19, 2007
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A post on twitter that is so funny you laughed so hard and died.
@XYZ: I just mistakenly smoked dried horse sh*t, i thought it was weed :(
@123: *DEAD*
by Maestrodamuz May 16, 2011
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