*dead* 

dying with laughter

*dead* is a west indian/caribbean derived term

guy1 types: yeah so, i woke up naked next to a 63 year old woman on sunday morning... i can't remember what happened
guy2 types: *dead*

*dead* by mikoism January 22, 2008

*dead* 

used when typing something, *dead* means you are DONE with the conversation or you are simply FLOORED by the previous comment. it sort of means like "WTF" or "OMG"

west-indian (caribbean) derived, from "instant death" like in dancehall music

guy types: i totally loved that video, 2 girls 1 cup, it made my penis get very erect.
girl types: ummmm... *dead*

*dead* by mikoism January 8, 2008

*DEAD* 

A post on twitter that is so funny you laughed so hard and died.

@XYZ: I just mistakenly smoked dried horse sh*t, i thought it was weed :(
@123: *DEAD*

*DEAD* by Maestrodamuz June 9, 2011

Dead 

1) The word you use when you find something hilarious.
2) Not physically alive.

Example 1:
*Person saying something funny*
Other person: Dead

Example 2:
Someone that isn't living anymore.

Dead by fhk x3 May 12, 2017

Dead 

Not living.

Dude 1: Yo why isn't Frank talking to me anymore. It's been 10 years.
Dude 2: Frank's been dead for 10 years. You killed him.
Dude 1: That explains why I'm in this jail cell.

Dead by Riley Freemen June 17, 2014

dead 

Britney Spear's career

Wow britney spears sucks

dead by The Truth January 13, 2005

Dead 

frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem.
committed suicide at the age of 22.
the real soul of Mayhem.
Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem.
probably the best blackster ever.
his name will never die, as his spirit does.
never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did.
in memory of a legend.

Dead is simply a legend.
nothing else to say.

Dead by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009