(cv)

(cv) or "Creepy Voice": An annotation to denote or indicate that the topic being discussed, read or sent via text is to be reinterpreted in a salacious or perverse manner, by the listener or reader, with the understanding that it is heard in the voice of a creepy hoarse guy that one would expect to see staring at jailbait wearing a greasy raincoat in a peep booth in an adult bookstore, with his hands in pockets that have been cut out.

"Do you have an extra Scantron?" (cv)

"I think an appropriate intervention would be to keep a bladder log." (cv)

"Wow, did you see the teeth on that Barracuda?" (cv)

"Hey! I got a scholarship!" (cv)

"The JP drain is closed with a stopcock....." (cv)

by Team Michaels June 09, 2011

CV

1. A Curriculum Vitae or resume is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my CV

2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best CV

by Iain1977 April 15, 2008

cvs

the pharmacy that has the highest prices for drugs and pays their pharmacists and pharmacy interns the lowest out of all the chain pharmacies.

i work at cvs. oh man. no wonder you so poor. why don't you work for rite aid.? cuz it sucks there also.

by timer April 24, 2005

cv

A Curriculum Vitae outlines your life/job history, achievements, and skills. (Same as resume)

Don't put "fluffer" on your CV.

by athena888 September 28, 2005

CVS

Also the name of a pharmacy

Hey lets go to the CVs pharmacy

by von January 24, 2005

CV

CV (clutch victory) - any situation or event that was close to becoming a failure, but ended well. Any surprising victory.

Antonym - DL (devastating loss)

"A touchdown at the last second? What a CV."
"Pocket aces...CV, CV."

by zhangerz7 February 14, 2009

CVS

acronym, "Crappy Variety Store"; a pharmacy chain that stocks health and beauty supplies, snack foods, holiday kitsch, photo accessories and convenience items that are all of poor ("crappy") quality.

My new winter hat already has a hole in it.
-Where'd you get it?
CVS.
-Well, what did you expect?

by eccecattus December 14, 2006