'twon't 

a contraction of "it will not" with a ye olde flavour to it

*looks over the blueprint for a cat-throwing machine*
nah, 'twon't work

'twon't by Sarah Bronson December 15, 2008

Twon't 

Someone who refuses to use Twitter, on account of it being for twats.

Helen Twon't, on account of not being rubbish.

Twon't by nothelen March 20, 2010

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't 

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.

"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't by jimblybombly JR XVV April 25, 2025

twon'ter

a) Anyone opposed to the use of Twitter
b) Anyone who is not currently using or who refuses to use Twitter
c) Anyone who is skeptical of the relevance of Twitter

"I don't know what Frank has against Twitter, everyone else is doing it -- he's such a twon'ter!"

twon'ter by Tangential Panda April 23, 2009

you don't won. expect the unexpected 

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

you don't won. expect the unexpected by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

twon

Twon has numerous definitions all arising from a scrub NYC Chinatown posse. Here are two:

1. An ugly asian girl

2. A bunch of weak ass asian dudes

1. Yo this karaoke spot blows, it's filled with twon girls.

2. Damn this bar has no chicks it's a damn twonfest.

twon by PB Bronson July 15, 2010

afk twon

An afk twon is a rare species that’s almost impossible to discover. As of right now, there are only 3 afk twons on this planet. To be an afk twon, you must relate to most of the following:
1. Forget to eat.
2. Drink water.
3. Have a dying spider high turkey.
4. Is never okay.
5. Sleep deprived.
6. Addicted to online games.
7. Have a weird nickname.
8. Make weird nicknames for your friends.
9. Constantly go away from your keyboard.
There’s many more qualifications to being and afk twon. Even if you meet these requirements, it is still very difficult to get have the afk twon title. Afk twons are like animals. They’re very picky, you need to be accepted by another afk twon to become an afk twon. Afk twons come together to share half of a brain cell. Afk twons are kind, close, generous, and protective. Afk twons need help, but they’re amazing and they always will be, and they deserve to be protected.

I’m an afk twon, and I will protect my fellow afk twons.

afk twon by additheallergy May 6, 2023