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'Bate and Switch 

A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly switches to the less dominant hand in such a way that the "flow" is not broken.

Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.
Cody wanted to do more than rub out an easy one, but he knew that he was out of shape and would have to pull a 'bate and switch, yo.
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Bate and Switch 

When masturbating in a common room when other people are at home, you have a backup tv channel ready to quickly switch to in the event that someone walks in.
Oh man my roommate almost caught me spankin it last night, but luckily I had a blanket on so i just pulled the old bate and switch and he thought i was just watching sports

Bate and Switch 

When a female does certain things sexually, so a guy will like her, then after they start dating, she doesn't do it anymore.
Lisa : "Karen told me she gives Carl head all the time so he will like her, but she stopped after they started dating"

Jamal: "Man, talk about a Bate and Switch "
Bate and Switch by MC TACO February 20, 2011

Bate and switch 

When the cover of a porn video is misleading or intentionally lies about what is actually in the video.
Mike: Dammit, I fell victim to another bate and switch last night.
Ike: What's that?
Mike: When the porn video doesn't match what is advertised on the cover. You know, like when the hot blonde with triple Es on the cover isn't in the movie.
When the movie advertises twins, but they appear in separate scenes. They say there is a Bukkake scene, but it is only a threesome. Promise double anal, but its only two guys taking turns. You think you're getting hot fresh teens but they have saggy boobs and c-section scars.
Ike: Yeah, dude, it is a cruel world out there.
Bate and switch by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009

Bate and Switch 

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.
So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.

Bate and switch 

When an escort posts enticing hot pics online of someone else to pull in punters in the hope that they either will have forgotten by the time they turn up for the session with her or will be so desperate to get it on that they won't mind.
The girl looked very different from the pics. Not sure if they'd been taken a few years' ago before she put on weight, if they'd been heavily photoshopped or if it was.a bate and switch job.
Bate and switch by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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