YOU HAVE REACHED THE END BY NOW YOU DO NOT EXIST BECAUSE OF HOW BOARD YOU ARE DON'T WORRY I TRIED DOING IT BUT I FOUND NOTHING.
YOU CLAIMED THE "I NO LONGER EXIST TROPHY"
laura: i want to die I'm so bored so ill type 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?+_)(*&^%$#@!|}{POIUYTREWQ":LKJHGFDS?><MNBVCXZ
When you're so overly bored, that you decide to type everything on your keyboard lowercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally, and uppercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally.
GUY #1: *types `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|*
GUY #2: "WTF"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)