#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.
Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.
by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020
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#1 Joseph Simp

#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟
me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!

gojo: who tf is that⁉️

me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)
by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021
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