"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.

If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

"Pinch a loaf" by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006

Pinch-A-Loaf 

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

Pinch-A-Loaf by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006

pinch a loaf 

take a dump

be right back, gotta pinch a loaf

pinch a loaf by a February 18, 2007

pinch a loaf 

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

pinch a loaf by bingobastard March 28, 2009

Pinch-A-Loaf 

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.

Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?

Pinch-A-Loaf by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010

pinch a loaf 

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

pinch a loaf by Light Joker January 11, 2005

pinch a loaf 

take a shit

pinch a loaf by Anonymous May 8, 2003