magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.

"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"

by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014

magic tallow

Using the fat rolls of an extremely obese person to masturbate, preferably using lard as lubricant

I took a ride on the magic tallow last night.

by conman2305 May 5, 2016

grooving's magic

A anime theme song for DieBuster made by Round Table on their album Nino. It makes you feel like a groovy ballerina.

"Hey, have you heard of grooving's magic?"

"No."

by the hue of hues June 12, 2017

magic shellery

The use of Chocolate Magic Shell in any given capacity in shell-like creations, or acts.
The amount of shell that is used or distributed on a given object, mainly ice cream.

I second the restriction's on Cam's Magic Shellery, I am still trying to recover from the last episode when chocolate exploded and covered everything--then hardened in a deliciously messy veneer.

by natalie212 November 5, 2007

Sloot Magic

"Sloot Magic" - a slang term referring to the ability of a woman to transform her physical appearance into one of far greater sexual appeal via makeup and/or promiscuous clothing.

You - "Damn, she's looking fine tonight bro!"

Your bro - "Don't be fooled by her sloot magic, she's a drunk 5 at best.."

by flapjacks937 April 10, 2016

magic shelf

That place your mother used to keep from you.

"No, honey. You can't have one of those. I keep them in my magic shelf."

by Harrisons_Mom September 24, 2014

vlack magic

Wow you Dipshit you must have made a typo

Really John? You can't spell black magic?
I'm too lazy Kate so Im just going to keep spelling it like "vlack magic"

by David Profittt July 12, 2016