3 definitions by Clitty
A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
by Clitty January 27, 2020
Robin is an environmentalist.
Robin: I love the birds, I love the bees, I love the oceans, and the trees. I am an environmentalist and a damn good one.
by Clitty June 11, 2005
“U bisexual? Cuz that’s kinda gay!”
“Nigga a hole is a hole, I mean it is pretty gay, but it’s more of a 50/50”
“Nigga a hole is a hole, I mean it is pretty gay, but it’s more of a 50/50”
by Clitty December 14, 2019