NewsStand
NewsStand by the great h January 1, 2006
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Fox Newstard
A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on Fox News for information.
The Mobster in Chief has demonstrated that he is, without a doubt, the biggest Fox Newstard of all time.
Fox Newstard by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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NewsStand • Nestanded • newsandmews • newscandy • Newslandia • newstard • Fox Newstard • fake newstards • News Handjob • News Shadow
Nestanded
Nestanded - nest•ond•eyd, verb
1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.
2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.
3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.
1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.
2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.
3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.
1. After a night of heavy drinking at two bars, Gabby hit a pedestrian and Nestanded the scene to hide her BMW and sober up later.
2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.
3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.
2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.
3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.
Nestanded by AustinTexan March 13, 2013
newscandy
Insufficient morsels of news meted out by journalists of TV and radio. Often simply a headline and one paragraph's worth word-count, so that they can pile on as many little anecdotes as possible between traffic reports, witty banter, and advertisements, and repeat them every half hour for the short-attention span crowd.
fake newstards
Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?
fake newstards by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
Fox Newstard
A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on this news channel.
Fox Newstard by Dr Bunnygirl February 22, 2019
Newslandia
Newslandia by SovietMapping May 10, 2021
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