SCOOTERED

The act of eating or being given too much THC

I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!

by Chickhead January 1, 2020

Scooter

People that snake you because they think there cool.

Skater: ‘hey I’m about to hit this no one go.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’

by Scooters are big posers January 4, 2020

Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.

Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older

by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020

Scootch ya Mootch

Nicer way to tell someone to move or get up from a spot.

To get someone to get their butts out of your way.

Derulo: Ariana Grande told me to “Scootch Ya Mootch”

Jason: What does that mean?

Derulo: She basically told me to move out of her way!

by lil_gyggles January 20, 2020

Scooter

nickname for Irving Lewis Libby who was the first Jewish person to serve in the President and Vice President's Office at the White House.

Scooter got sent to federal prison, lives in Northern Virginia, and is licensed to practice law in multiple states.

by Coop Dupe January 26, 2020

scootertucking

Sitting on the toilet, taking a selfy, while "tucked" with your mobility scooter next to you.

He is definitely scootertucking in this photo.

by Kellyduh February 25, 2020

Scooter Girl

That one fat 10-yearold girl that rides around the neighborhood on a scooter and everyone get accused of liking her.

Friend one: "Haha bro you like her!"
Friend two: "No I don't she's an ugly Scooter Girl"
Friend one: "ok SURE."

by Shintali April 6, 2020