two scoops of hoops

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.

I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.

by Winesamurai May 27, 2016

hoopty

a hoopty is a car with very big speakers -ALWAYS metal flake paint (lime green usually). 4 dr. '95 Lincoln is a classic example. sometimes Lowered, may bounce, 19 or 20" rims. Back window has large letters tht are difficult to read as they are in old english -all caps.

"My posse dissen me cause my hoopty be dragging. Know what I'm saying"

by Boba June 21, 2004

Hooplehead

Hooplehead" referred to the people that made the hoops that went around wooden barrels. The job took little skill and not much brains..... thus "hooplehead" meant an unskilled laborer

You: "Don't u have a hooplehead to clean up all this poop? "
Me: "Adams cleaning it up tonight."

by Antiitalian February 3, 2022

hooptie

To ride
to be given a ride
to drive

Yo Bob, gangsta Billy needs you to hooptie him over to the bonnie

I'm gonna hooptie my ass over there in a couple minutes

Yo, can you give me a hooptie to the liquor store?

by H to the O-S-S March 27, 2004

hooplah

the sound poop would make were it to come out of your mouth

HOOOOOPLAAAAHH (best said with a gay twang)

by Ryan March 7, 2003

hoopajoo

Anything vague and potentially uncomfortable, often inserted into an orifice.

You were abducted by aliens? Did they stick a big metal hoopajoo up your ass?

by superoog October 19, 2004

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008