taint

The little flap of skin located between a man's anus and his testicle's.

Lift my testicle to take a look. I discover a mysterious undisclosed flap of skin. It taint the asshole and it taint the testicle

by clubdead April 5, 2011

taintfuck

Coolest, most taint-raping journal ever. Brought to you by Ken and Kill

Big fan: Ken and Kill rock my taint off

by Shitface September 27, 2004

taintfuck

Profusivly rubbing of the perinium

Eric was taintfucking me and it tickled

by boobootittyfuck February 15, 2005

taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint

my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.

by harry paratestis January 21, 2006

taint chips

the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing

My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!

by RDE delco December 31, 2008

taint biter

(adj)Someone who pisses you off. A jerk or bitch.

That fucking taint biter just cut me off!

by Kim Blanchfield May 27, 2008

taint sucking ball junkie

This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.

Brenden: Sir! thats a foul. This is ridonculous

Blake: your such a taint sucking ball junkie

by Fag Black man April 3, 2009