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Sloppy Sandy

A sloppy Sandy is a process that involves sexual and non-sexual events. Steps in order:

1. Man performs anal sex and ejaculates inside woman's rectum.
2. The man sucks his semen out of the woman's butthole.
3. Man sucks jizz out of woman's ass
4. Man snowballs with the butt jizz.
5. Woman spits the semen on to her pussy.
6. Man vomits on her pussy.
7. Man ejaculates on her pussy again.
8. Woman vomits on her own pussy.
9. Man sprinkles rat turds on pussy
10. Make sure the woman is menstrating
11. Man eats out pussy
12. Man makes out with woman with the Sloppy Substance on his face.
13. Man shaves pussy and Sloppy Substance into a glass bowl.
14. Refrigerate
15. Make quesedilla's with Sloppy Sandy Mix.
16. Rinse and repeat
It took me an entire afternoon to perform a Sloppy Sandy on Lauren.
by Shawn Matson June 11, 2006
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sloppy box

by Conrad June 19, 2003
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sloppy jimbo

The act in which u give a handjob with sloppy joe mix as lube.
Dude Sally gave me a sloppy jimbo last night
by Connor313 May 8, 2008
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shlopper

an extremely large dick that can just be whipped out to slap hoes in the face. see shlong
"i whipped out my shlopper and slapped that damn hoe good"
by [Ŵå¥ň€]™ May 15, 2005
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sloppy swish

sloppy swish (v):
the act of three or more individuals sitting in a spacious circle, passing from mouth to mouth the cum of the person in which they will return it to.
hunter: sloppy swish sounds like a sexual act
me: you don't know what sloppy swish is?!
by dontgoeuphanismmyname November 21, 2016
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Toilet Sloppy

adj.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
-Before the thong, women had what were called panty bulges, or a term I use, "toilet sloppy".

-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
by Chris Norton December 9, 2008
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Sloppy Joe

When someone is taking a shit and you rip them off of the toilet and violently fuck them in the ass.
Brenda doesn't shit in public anymore ever since she got a sloppy joe at the Dairy Queen.
by Monsterbeck40 September 1, 2015
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