english

a useless subject that should not be taught in schools. it is so that teachers may pick at your work, this subject is unreasonably marked

person 1: where are you going?
person 2: english

person 1: gross, well have fun in hell.

by AceWaBlamo May 22, 2015

English soccer

I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries

wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player

by English soccer team June 22, 2010

Engrish

"All your base are belong to us"

I think that says it all, folks.

"all your base are belong to us"
"somebody set us up the bomb"

by X-S~ July 3, 2004

bastardised english

How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"

I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.

by crazytom84 December 15, 2010

body english

Judge Judy's version of body language

Judge Judy is always watching your body english.

by Unicorn Jones August 8, 2010

Englishlovakian

1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Slovak speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.

Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Englishlovakian.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.

by I <3 Czech girl"s" February 26, 2010

bastardized english

bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.

Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual

by Ninjalo March 24, 2004