applebag

A douchebag who loves apple products. To the point where you will find them constantly defending shitty apple products on forums and online communities.

Sherry: "Hey Gary! Can you believe that online username apple666 in the keyboard forum and how they're trying to defend the mac book butterfly keyboard?!"

Gary: "Yeah Sherry, what a real applebag!"

by malokvalok May 2, 2020

Apple

What the fuck are you looking up the definition of apple for? Are you a dumbass?

You should know what the fuck an apple is

by its.kitsune June 16, 2020

Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020

Apple Product

Something that is way to overpriced

That car is an Apple Product

by rickjm November 3, 2021

imaginary apple

To "shine an imaginary apple" is to be pleased with oneself.

Person 1 "Someones happy"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Someguy just shined his imaginary apple"

by Samuraisony October 2, 2006

Warm apple cobbler

An unknown sexual act. Not actually defined, but implied by it's dirty connotations. It's a very dirty, filthy act, but is also a very versatile term.

Person A: I can't believe I actually did the warm apple cobbler.
Person B: I know...I didn't know you and Josh were so close, or so...uninhibited.

by Breanna "Warm Apple Cobller" February 21, 2007

premature applausulation

the art of always applauding at the wrong time during a concert or live event, the equivalent of premature ejaculation for music lovers

Hey did you see bobby have a premature applausulation at the jazz concert? He complete went off 2 mins before the number was over!

by Malc_o_scribe January 4, 2010