playing above the rim

Dating out of your league.

I don't know how Jay landed his hot girlfriend. He is totally playing above the rim.

by Andrea S. December 21, 2005

aborted sneeze

When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.

I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.

by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009

mind abortion

When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.

Playing endurance mode on Gran Turismo can induce many a mind abortion.

by Dan Devine March 3, 2005

tennesee abortion

the process of giving birth directly into a bears mouth

Stacy could not afford to raise a child so instead she had a tennesee abortion

by meAty chuds October 6, 2007

Post birth abortion

Abortions performed by certain doctors after the childs birth. Usually done in a hospital environment. Legal in nowhere.

The man performed a post birth abortion section on the womans 84 year old child. The child wanted to live but we had to suck the life out of the fucker.

by EthanKharns May 13, 2015

Abood

Abood's are complete savages if you see or know a abood never let them go try to get in their pants it might be difficult but if you do you'll never forget the experience

They usually don't care about much things.
Invent a nuclear bomb if they get bored

Omg look it's abood let's try to talk to him

by Cantouchthisdoodoodoo September 28, 2018

see a man about a wallaby

Take a crap, drop a bomb, drop some friends off at the pool, feed the porcalin, brown the water, kill a potatoe, make a deposit, feed the chickens, chop the firewood, weed the lawn, attack the castle, make an appeal, go windsurfing, see a movie, write an english paper, farfegnuegin, or make some chocolate. If you are confused, we're talking about pooping here.
The wallaby one is honestly from a Disney movie, "Finding Nemo". Man, Disney, good call!

Excuse me, I have to go see a man about a walaby. Keep rinsing, we'll start on the back molars in just a few.

by stevie September 15, 2003