Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.
Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!
Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!
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aka De La Paz.
1. A filthy maggot recognisable by his extremely smooth cum covered face, and wide anus attributed to many years of taking many cocks in the ass at once.
2. A filthy pest recognised by many farmers and zoo keepers as the main cause of sore anuses in their animals.
1. A filthy maggot recognisable by his extremely smooth cum covered face, and wide anus attributed to many years of taking many cocks in the ass at once.
2. A filthy pest recognised by many farmers and zoo keepers as the main cause of sore anuses in their animals.
Farmer Joe is looking for the smoothman who raped his animals and got his dog pregnant. He has vowed to shoot of the smoothman's cock, alhough this is a very dificult task since the smoothman's cock is microscopic in size.
by De La Paz has a pindick March 16, 2004
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"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe
by My Pseudo-pseudonym July 23, 2014
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Sorry about the wallpaper in your bathroom... I should've known I was too drunk to pull a smooth criminal... but at least I didn't puke!
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