The Green Mile

When you get a blowjob from a redneck girl while she has wintergreen snuff or "dip" in her mouth. It's messy, but provides a tingly sensation.

I'm so done with your the farmer's daughter. The blowie was mind blowing, but I may never get the dip juice stains off my car seat. I won't be walking the green mile with her again.

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017

slobbage of the knobbage

Blowjob

Dolly was on the rag last night, so I had to settle for a little slobbage of the knobbage.

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017

Smooth Criminal

When a drunk guy is peeing while standing up and leans from side to side as far as possible like Michael Jackson in the Smooth Criminal video, just to see how far he can go without falling over or losing control and pissing on everything.

Sorry about the wallpaper in your bathroom... I should've known I was too drunk to pull a smooth criminal... but at least I didn't puke!

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 23, 2017

Beavering

When a girl, during the giving of a blowjob, turns her head sideways and uses her mouth around the underside of the penis, near the base. She performs an up and down or nibbling technique, similar to a beaver chewing on a tree.

Carl's girl couldn't fit my dick in her mouth, so she had to resort to a handy j with some enthusiastic beavering.

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017