A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
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To perform outstandingly well on certain video games and in certain situations, most of which includes being a ninja, jumping really high, dodging impossible obstacles, and overcoming insane situations. Pullin a petzen is not recommended for children. Pullin a petzen is not recommended for anyone, actually.
Bob: Last night, man...I totally was pullin a petzen.
Guy Who Pulled a Petzen: Nah man, what'd you do, jump into your chair? I fuckin jumped off the empire state building last night...and rolled.
Bob: Damnnnn....
Guy Who Pulled a Petzen: Nah man, what'd you do, jump into your chair? I fuckin jumped off the empire state building last night...and rolled.
Bob: Damnnnn....
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"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."
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