good hair day

A good hair day is the most AMAZING DAY EVER. It's often mistaken for actually having perfect hair, but that's the least important part of it. Everything in your life goes the perfect way. You're happy. You're mom is happy. You finally get a dog. You're dog is happy. Season 2 of your favorite TV show comes out totally unannounced. It's not just regular happy, it's freaking DANCING-IN-A-MEADOW-FULL-OF-DAISIES-NICK JONAS-JUST-SHOWED-UP-ON-MY-DOORSTEP-HAPPY. You wanna scream. You look gorgeous, things just couldn't get bette-- BAM. YOU WOKE UP. You're screwed. You're late for school. You haven't washed your hair in five days. Its Greasy. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it. You're mom is yelling. Laundry day. You can't find you favorite black shirt. You've broken your glasses. Soap gets into your eyes. You're nail breaks. You're wearing wet socks. AND ITS A BAD HAIR DAY.

Martha: *ugh*

Dave: You okay Martha?

Martha: *covers face with ugly baseball cap* Stop looking at me.
Stacy: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Lana: *WHISPERS TO MARK* - ew what's up with the lime baseball cap?
Mark: Nothing. Give her a break. Its prolly just a bad hair day.

So basically a good hair day can be defined as something , with all due respect, TOTALLY NON EXISTENT. :/

by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA January 20, 2018

Good

What General Aladeen thinks good is Good.

Nadal: How was the pizza supreme leader?
General Aladeen: It's good! It was really good!

by stepbrotherofgoogle April 13, 2020

Phil Good

A pun intended for a friend or family member named 'Phil'

"Hey Phil, What have you been up to?"
"Not much. I finally asked my crush out."
"Did it Phil Good to do?"
"You're dumb jaja"

by ConfusedOK September 2, 2016

Never good

When someone asks you if you want some more, you just tell them never good.

Broo you wanna hit?
Im good bro.
Passes the bong

Never good

by AegisAurora October 23, 2019

are you good at multitasking

Its a reference to a nsfw Karlnap ao3 fanfic

karl: *praying at church prime*
sapnap: are you good at multitasking ? ;)

Dreamxd: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

by nahneil June 17, 2021

Have a good day.

At the end of the argument you write
Have a good day.

It means fuck you.

(From a Midwestern / Michigan girl)

You screwed me over, but I want this conversation to end and get the last word in. Have a great day.

(A long argument) - I will take care of it. Have a good day.

by Meg1999 July 16, 2022

good cunt

1.Someone who is considered by his peers to be of a good nature.
2.Someone who performs a selfless act which benefits those around him

1.Twanny rooted Shady up the ass. What a good cunt.
2.Taylor: Dane bought me some beers
Antonio: Good Cunt

by Lodgy June 4, 2007