fake country boy 

a boy who doesn’t know how to shoot, hunt, fish, never been on a bull or bronc, never been muddin, and only has one pair of boots, and they usually have some form of an american flag on them. He usually listens to rap but when he wants to be country he’ll put on some morgan wallen or luke combs, maybe some alan jackson if he’s more educated. He doesn’t know what hey dudes are, never heard of ariat or hooey or justin, and he probably has a straw hat from tractor supply and sits in his room all day playing video games.

“yo have you seen that new fake country boy, aiden?”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”

fake country boy by no more bullshit December 5, 2020

changing faces 

During a threesome when a guy gets head from two girls at the same time.

I had good time last night with Renee and Danya, I got changing faces. Those girls are total sluts!!

changing faces by Kpeezy June 18, 2006

mow faces 

To pwn somone who is not agg in paintball. To shoot them in the face multiple times

Dude this gat mows faces

Jt mows faces on the field

mow faces by JT March 1, 2005

63 Fake Out 

When a girl you are either trying to finger, eat out, fuck, etc. And the girl uses the excuse that she is on her period and will not do whatever it is you want. Not only will she not do any of those things, but she won't give you a blow job or hand job. She is just being a straight up bitch.

Friend: "Yo did you finger blast or fuck the shit out of Hayley last night bro?"
You: "No man, she said she was "apparently on her period". She straight pulled a 63 Fake Out. Bro, she wouldn't even blow me or give me a hand job."

63 Fake Out by TURP92 October 10, 2012

fake breaking 

Bullshitting someone. Not telling the truth, or trying to get someone to believe something bogus.

Don't be fake breaking me.

fake breaking by laura1212 May 23, 2006

Fake Conservative

A weak-minded, indoctrinated humanoid, with immutable groupthink tendencies in support of certain politicians despite glaringly anti-conservative voting records.

Fake Conservatives ADORE emotionally potent, oversimplifications of the issues and hold fast to a pathetic "team spirit" tribalistic attitude at all costs. Fake Conservatives worry not about sadistic social policies, only that they identify as Conservative, and to Hell with everyone else.

A Fake Conservative blindly supports individuals who have tended to vote against human rights, national sovereignty and personal freedoms.

Fake Conservative by DarthXerxes March 13, 2012

fake tits 

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

fake tits by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006