Herefordshire cocaine

Icing sugar.

Herefordshire is so boring that even Herefordshire cocaine is just icing sugar.

by Melissa Brightman May 23, 2019

Kurt Cobain

The man who forgot to tune his guitar for unplugged

Nirvana fangirl: Oooo Kurt Cobain is so hawt and he's the best guitar player 🥵

The Wise Alice In Chains fan: Even though he forgot to tune his guitar for unplugged lol

Nirvana fangirl: 😐😐😐😐😐🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023

gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine

Darian my asshole friend. Just an asshole

Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!

by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 15, 2019

Where Can You Buy Cocaine

Why are you typing this on Urban Dictionary?

Either you are an addict.

Or your way to bored in school.

Kyle: Hey Many Where Can You Buy Cocaine?

Mom: Kyle you have a serious problem.

by Jack Frost 713 February 4, 2020

Kurt Cobain

Frontman of the vastly overhyped Grunge Band Nirvana. His songwriting style was nonsensical and incoherent. He was -not- a good guitarist. He used 3 or 4 four guitar chords for every song, buried under half a dozen guitar effects. Having witnessed and heard enough truly talented musicians play, one can plainly see that Kurt Cobain's skills were minimal at best. As it is, the only reason Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are so highly regarded is because Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994. This will automatically inflate ANY singer/musician/songwriter's popularity, and cause their actual talent to be greatly exaggerated, as is the case with Kurt Cobain.

Nirvana was a -decent- band, with their ability exaggerated after the suicide of its frontman. That's all.

"Nirvana's songs don't make any sense!"

"Kurt Cobain wan't THAT good of a guitarist..."

by Justin May 19, 2005

Cobain

When you are masturbating and you climax so hard that it hits you in the face like a shotgun.

guy 1: I hadn't had a wank in a week so I rubbed one out last night and Cobained myself.
guy 2: Loves a good Cobain

by dicklickmotherfucker December 26, 2015

Kurt Cobain

Looked at as a martyr to music, but really just an overrated frontman because he died young.

Angsty kid: I LOVE KURT COBAIN!!
Normal kid: That's nice, go read a Spin article where they wrote about him for the third time this year.

by Silly Old Bear July 13, 2006