by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

by Just a random person on urbdic August 11, 2022

The best fucking band to ever exist.
System of a Down is fucking amazing and hearing a song will make you orgasm
System of a Down in politically involved and makes lyrics like “banana boom boom” and it will be very deep
System of a Down is fucking amazing and hearing a song will make you orgasm
System of a Down in politically involved and makes lyrics like “banana boom boom” and it will be very deep
by I-love-cocks! December 28, 2022

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!
by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

What makes babies
by UDaddict121 December 29, 2024

by harrymason April 12, 2017
