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squirrel tongue

When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.
I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!
by Whiskey B May 31, 2017
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squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
by nrcraddo October 12, 2017
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SquirrelFace

A person who watches too much anime, also this person cannot shoot a basketball because his aim is utter garbage.
Hey bro you wanna play 1 on 1 at the gym, sorry for interrupting your anime life but let's go, *a few minutes later* First play of the one and one the squirrel face's ball, brick all day cuh.... SquirrelFace means you trash and you suck at basketball you get it now.
by TheGoatMamba May 26, 2018
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Squirrel chimney

When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.
DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!
by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018
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Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester
Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!
by Dark hole of depression October 3, 2018
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Squirreled up

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.
by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018
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