Grandma Machines

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself

My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

Grandma Cockblock

1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances

2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother

1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother

Orlando: Dude major grandma

2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear

Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it

by Shapreston July 22, 2010

Grandma's Hands

Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.

Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again

by thepiecemaka July 30, 2010

Grandma's Cole Slaw

The act of gathering a handful of steaming, cashew-and-cabbage-filled turds topped with hand squeezed musty tartar sauce and proceeding to cram down a lover's throat. Normally until gagging is induced

Sheina grows visibly aroused when Grandma's Cole Slaw gets served up nice and proper.

by Lohn Jocke February 23, 2011

Grandma Text

Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.

Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*

Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol

by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011

Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."

Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."

by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011

grandsome

A man who is old (depending on what you define as old) whom is handsome

Girl 1: Leonardo DiCaprio is so old now
Girl 2: Yeah but he is really grandsome

by MerlinWatcher September 8, 2013