Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

tricky is from friday night funkin

A completely untrue statement.

5 year old: tricky is from friday night funkin

me: *kills the lil shit*

by CrungleChugger97 October 29, 2021

Bare Minimum Friday

A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.

Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!

by Dakintosh January 15, 2022

Cuzsie Pooping Friday

On fridays, Cuzsie will go poop and record / photograph his pooping adventures. Some may want to celebrate along with Cuzsie, by pooping along with him.

"Dude, wake up! It's Cuzsie Pooping Friday!"

by Cuzsie May 16, 2022

Friday

When you wake up Friday morning, a sort of jubilance can often take place. This is so much so, that this day of the week has a restaurant named after it, praising it-TGI Friday's-. Friday's are always easy, bar-none. The best thing about Friday's is of course that they are the start to the weekend.

I love Fridays, I really do.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Friday

When you eat a bowl of cereal. When you have decide which seat to take. When you get down at a party and have fun, fun, fun, fun. When you look forward to the weekend.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

by Rebecca Black(idk some dumb bi April 4, 2011

Friday

Title of song by Rebecca Black as seen on Youtube and Tosh.0 that went from 2,000 views to 11 million views in just one week, which goes to show how much time America spends checking many of todays social media outlets.

Kyle: Hey, John. Have you made a parody of that one song "Friday" by Rebecca Black yet?

John: Not yet, Kyle. I'm too busy adding another 30 people to my 700+ facebook friends list.

by [Insert witty pseudonym her] April 7, 2011