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cleaning the fish tank

v. : to engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activities in the bathroom.
Andrew: Dude, what was that girl and guy doing in the bathroom?
Leo: They were just cleaning the fish tank.
Henry: "Cleaning the fish tank"
by scoobydrew February 26, 2008
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glass cleaner

multi-surface cleaner
used on sufaces such as:
desks
computer screens
wndows
vaginas
I just had a dirty night, wheres my glass cleaner?
by santaporn December 10, 2004
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Clean Bean

A goody two shoes. Someone who doesn't commit bad acts and does so deliberately. This may be because they are overall morally good people, or they are on probation and will go to jail forever if they do not act good.
Yeah i used to steal cars all the time, but now that i'm on probation i don't commit any crimes, nope, I'm a Clean Bean.
by Young Pleazy December 16, 2008
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Pissed Clean Off

A state of mind in which the person that is pissed, is so pissed the he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenage, wood chipper, blender, numbchucks, trident, chain or circular saw, dental floos, or a mexican for hire; and use them to ezact revenge on the pisser offer.
My friends Meeker and Justin got "Pissed Clean Off", on September 11th a few years back.
by Lindsey Rowles March 18, 2005
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master cleanse

A silly diet endorsed by Hollywood celebs and people who don't know any better. The dieter consumes a concoction of lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne for x number of days. Not usually recommended by any doctor in his right mind, but if you must, 10 days ought to be the limit.

Beyonce and Robin Quivers have shed pounds this way. Jared Leto also used this diet after he gained weight for a film role.

Symptoms include constant hunger, dizziness, fainting, grumpiness, and atrophied baby muscles. Here is the recipe:

- 2 Tbsp Lemon (approx ½ of a Lemon)
- 2 Tbsp Genuine Organic Maple Syrup (not Maple flavored sugar syrup you'd put on pancakes)
- 1/10 Tsp Cayenne pepper (red pepper)
- Ten oz. glass of hot water (cold can be used if preferred)
Beyonce tried the master cleanse so she could lose weight for Dreamgirls, but the entire time, she wanted some chicken fried steak. After ending said cleanse, she put the weight back on immediately.

Robin Quivers did the master cleanse and went from 218 to 145, but now eats vegan to maintain her weight.

Jared Leto got fat for a role in the film because he is sick of still being known as Jordan Catalano and wanted to be taken seriously. The film bombed. He then embarked on his journey and lost over 60 pounds.
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colanated

The state of having been infused with Cola.
"This drink is well colanated!"
by heretik February 2, 2007
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clean steal

A clean steal happens when one of your friends leaves something at your house for so long that they forget you have it. Once they forget it used to be theirs, it becomes yours.
Jim: Dude, isn't that my Zelda game?

Greg: It's been over here for like six months and you totally forgot I had it. Clean steal, dude.

Jim: Alright, good call.
by FarashaSand December 20, 2008
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