cloud

pot smoke or just smoke from dirty

smokin tha dirty dirty with my head up in the clouds

by erica December 5, 2004

cloud

white people

jim: you see the game last night?
bill: hell nah that's that cloud shit.

by jimmy dubroc January 13, 2014

Clouds in my coffee

From the Carly Simon song, the line "I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee".

When you pour cream into your coffee, at first it looks really cool, just like in opening salvo in the song. When he walked into the room he looks great, and the ladies all look at him and imagine great things. As it turns out, though, he's a cad. All he can really do is look great at first, leave a funky aftertaste, and then you need something to remove the bad taste from your life like a breath mint after a bad cup of creamed coffee. Well, coffee sorta does that anyway, but I'll take someone with coffee breath over coffee-with-cream breath any day of the week.

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

by TheScorellis October 17, 2020

Cum Cloud

Someone emitting a soft eerie haze of brightness resembling a cloud of sperm.

See also Bleach Ball

"Hey is that an eclipse???"
"No, that's just Katie behind a bush...Stupid cum cloud"

by Adam January 2, 2005

cloudbursting

The act of farting in your partner's face for enjoyment or sexual gratification

farting gratification cloudbursting

by lennis April 28, 2010

Dark Cloud

An incredibly ugly woman with a list of personal problems so long that listing them would be as Shakespeare pointed out "to waste day, night, and time". This is what would be the -10 on the 1-10 Rating System or the 0 on the How Many Beers scale. The most accurate description of her, however, would be the Tucker Max 5 Star Rating of a 0, aka the Wildebeast. This woman deserves to die, takes up wasted space, and annoys the living hell out of everyone around her...

Damn, here comes the Dark Cloud.

by TLFS January 28, 2009

cloudtographer

A person who photographs/takes pictures of clouds and only clouds.

Bob is a cloudtographer, he has been capturing photographs of clouds ever since he was 7.

by fblolz December 12, 2009