meat-feather

Noun: The feathery soft section of pubic hair between your scrotum and anus (gooch).

Verb: To tickle said section.

Noun: Man when you touched my meat-feather, it felt so great!
Verb: When we go home and get hot and heavy, you will meat-feather me.

by aslizzzzle August 17, 2011

Hitch-father

secular version of a godfather, who teaches a child not what to think, but how to think.

In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)

"His Hitch-father explained that circular reasoning is not evidence for the validity of the Bible."

by theirishfrog December 26, 2011

dog father

insult in Persian - means a dog fucked his mother and then he popped out.

+you dog father!
- fuck your mother, bitch!
...

by sajjsamm July 24, 2018

ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

by keay April 11, 2018

Are you my father?

Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.

person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.

by Beastmode1158 November 2, 2020

Black Father

1. A man who has stepped up to the challenge of raising his children to be Kings & Queens. He’s a man who has risen above the negative stereotypes about Black Fathers. He KING.

2. A protector, a provider, a lover, a strong foundation.

A black father is important key to his household.

by Miss216 June 14, 2020

tar and feather

the act of defacating explosively onto one's back whilst actively ripping out one's own pubic hair and sprinkling it on the shitty back.

basically shitting on someone's back and throwing pubic hair on them. BOOYAH.

The day after he ate some Mexican food, Robert decided to tar and feather his main bitch.

by Sara Sexton, Noel Ang November 8, 2007