Sloppy Moppy

When you're getting a blowjob and you ejaculate so hard she bursts into pieces so you have to mop her off the floor

Josh: Ay what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Wyatt: I gave her the sloppy moppy, RIP

by 420joshywashy February 24, 2020

sloppiestsloth

The 2nd greatest bow duelist of all-time. And he did it all without a single f***ing micromilligram of pillar campering. He is so chill you can't understand.

Nancy Pelosi: Who is SloppiestSloth?
Joe Biden: The 2nd greatest bow duelist of all time.

by Warsho September 3, 2022

Tray Sloppers

Dirty sluts that give a sloppy blow job.

"Man, does hos right there? They tray sloppers."

by chad ginsburg February 12, 2009

Mega Sloppy Dallas

When someone give you a sloppy Dallas with Mega Dallas Dip in their mouth.

Doo: “suck my dick bitch”
McNasty: “only if I can give you a Mega sloppy Dallas”

Soup: “Potato Turd”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

Hot n sloppy

Hot dog and sloppy joe together on a hot dog roll

I ate a hot n sloppy with ketchup and mustard at the barbeque.

by redsoxtimmy September 9, 2011

sloppy swordsman

when you poop on a girls chest, rub your weiner in it, then procede to swordfight penis against face.

I gave Nikki a sloppy swordsman last weekend.

by Clay Minor May 19, 2007

Sloppy Joe

Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.

Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.

by Perv Johnson October 2, 2010