Get Humpy 

If you wanna hit just say” lets get humpyyyy “. DICKHEADDD

Female: ask me a question

Random north philly yb : when u gonna let my manz nas get humpy

Get Humpy by Yall be dick eating bril June 25, 2022

humpty dumpty 

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

humpty dumpty by Jeff D April 19, 2003

humpchies

A mixture of humping and the munchies. The unquenchable desire to hump something. As coined in the comic 'Least I Could Do'.

Guy 1: "What're you doing in the supermarket ?"
Guy 2: "I've got the humpchies something bad pal, and that checkout girl's gonna satisfy 'em"

humpchies by StANTo June 11, 2006

Humped Zebra Crossing 

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

Humped Zebra Crossing by Mark January 21, 2005

Humplecracken 

A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.

"There's crumbs in the bed again"

"Must have been the humplecracken"

Humplecracken by Insideoutgirl May 8, 2009

humptard 

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.

That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.

humptard by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Faggot Humping Dick Bishop 

Quite possibly the worst insult ever.

Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.

Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--

Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!

Faggot Humping Dick Bishop by wutwutindabutt May 26, 2008