thought fart

A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.

And it's birthed from a ponder.

Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.

Examples of a thought fart are

I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.

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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.

by Bedouin Baby May 9, 2017

Safety fart

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017

string fart

A string fart, much like a string bet in poker, when a player pushes a bet out and returns to their stack for more chips to push out adding to their original bet. A string fart is when you fart and another fart arrives in rapid fashion. This phonomonia can continue ad nauseam.

Darren was string farting as he walked to the shitter at the bar.

by Sheronimo June 8, 2017

alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

jarrod fart

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions

God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart

by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017

Cuddle Fart

Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.

I was cuddling with my daughter when I let out a cuddle fart (aka Air Biscuit).

by Dlancelot September 5, 2017