Definitions by Hobby-less

Splash back 

When you take a heavy shit, and the water splashes back up, soaking your butthole. Usually in reference to an overused port-o-jon.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.

There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.

Splash back by Hobby-less October 20, 2017

Safety fart 

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

Safety fart by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

Fwap 

The anal equivalent to a queef.

Bryan came by last night and I let him fuck me in the ass until I fwapped.

Fwap by Hobby-less April 13, 2017

Nigerian Mudslide

When your hand slips while wiping your ass and you wipe shit across your taint and onto your balls.

I was in such a hurry to get out of the bathroom, I gave myself a Nigerian mudslide.

Nigerian Mudslide by Hobby-less December 29, 2016

Hole punching 

The act of two men ramming their assholes together.

I caught Kevin and Larry hole punching each other at Jamie's party last night.

Hole punching by Hobby-less December 27, 2016