Safety fart

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

Nigerian Mudslide

When your hand slips while wiping your ass and you wipe shit across your taint and onto your balls.

I was in such a hurry to get out of the bathroom, I gave myself a Nigerian mudslide.

by Hobby-less December 29, 2016

Fwap

The anal equivalent to a queef.

Bryan came by last night and I let him fuck me in the ass until I fwapped.

by Hobby-less April 13, 2017

Hole punching

The act of two men ramming their assholes together.

I caught Kevin and Larry hole punching each other at Jamie's party last night.

by Hobby-less December 27, 2016

Splash back

When you take a heavy shit, and the water splashes back up, soaking your butthole. Usually in reference to an overused port-o-jon.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.

There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.

by Hobby-less October 20, 2017