Business Drunk

The act of getting drunk between mid-day and 4PM. Ties are mandatory.

That meeting was awful, thank god we're business drunk.

by likeaboss March 6, 2009

Stage 3 Drunk

The final stage of a long night of drinking. The point where the things you say no longer make sense and all you can do is make goofy faces and point at people.

So I heard Kevin was stage 3 drunk again last weekend.

by untouchable23 August 5, 2009

drunk as Kuda Brown

Extremely drunk,Very Drunk drunk beyond all understanding,Drunk beyond belief.

He was as drunk as kuda Brown.

by Curt Hall April 9, 2005

Christine-drunk

A person who is plastered out of their mind.

MUST include:

-stumbling/biffing hard
-flashing/mooning
-hitting on ANY strangers/hits up guys for drinks
-slutty behavior including lack of clothing and unwillingness to cover up
-vigorous and energetic body movements in tandem with any music in conjunction with clothes falling off
-telling people repeatedly that you love them
-repeatedly saying that you aren't drunk or "I'm gooood"
-sipping a mickey with no chase
-MUST LOVE VODKA and TEQUILA TIME
-refusal to believe the next day that you were Christine-drunk
-uses the simple explanation: "I'm just having fun!"
-MUST lose at least one personal item each party night
-may include stride of pride... or walk of shame the next morning

"I got Christine-drunk last night!!"

Friend 1: "What happened last night!?!?!?"
Friend 2: "You don't remember..? You were Christine-drunk!"

by victims of Christine-drunk November 22, 2010

drunk john

probably the most influential man of our time. not only can he outdrink almost any other man/woman, he's amazing in the sack.

"dude, that guy...drunk john...he must get all da ladies."

by scurrvyy January 19, 2005

drunk

someone that funneled 16 beers and an unknown amount of tequilla and then stands up and falls face first into the floor...then gets humped by "unknown"

i got drunk and puked on someones feet at a bar.

by mb71385 October 5, 2006

drunk

The inbetween stage of "tipsy" and "messy".

Not the past tense of "to drink".

-"I got so drunk last night but it wasn't so messy that I threw up or snogged some random."

-"I drunk so much alcohol at the weekend I had to be taken home in an ambulance."
-"Don't you mean "drank"?"

by sophieglitterwhip February 3, 2008