Washington creep and Roll

When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on

"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."

by frmUndacheez January 13, 2021

Waingro

A temporary hired extra body who is essentially a useless liability to an otherwise proficient crew. The person will be completely oblivious to any subtly, nuance, or basic professionalism associated with the job. Basically a total mook-sociopath incapable of reading social cues.

“That waingro just got his knuckle hair in the pistachios.”

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Washing The Chops

When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day

Those cunts all went to bed so I’m washing the chops for breakfast

by Spacedmunkee June 3, 2021

Washington Slipper

when you jackoff multiple times and use the cum from previous ejaculations as lube

Jack- "hey bro you need some lotion"
Ricky- "no i just the Washington slipper on myself"

by pc1111 August 29, 2021

Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

by mmcg1 November 10, 2021

Waging Out

A psychotic break or mental breakdown caused by prolonged exposure to a monotonous, unrewarding, tedious, or otherwise mind-numbing workplace, typically (but not necessarily) one considered to be entry-level, or one that pays minimum "wage."

At Walmart this morning, I caught an eyeful of the wage rage, an employee was really waging out; I found them crying and screaming in the bathroom.

by BigDungo November 11, 2021

Washington Team of Football

The Gridiron Football team formerly known as the Washington Redskins. Also known by their initials, WTF.

2021 is shaping up to be another disappointing year for the Washington Team of Football, affectionately know by all as the WTF, after being favored by many to win the NFC East at the start of the season.

by Alex-2598 November 17, 2021