Tehstorm

A rather vicious tropical storm. Its intentions are to kill your pets. Keep them safe from this unstoppable chaos-bringer!

Tehstorms owns your lives. That's right.

by Brandon February 19, 2003

Tease

When Daniell stops texting you because you’re “mean” and she starts posting pictures looking bad asf and you start thinking and you realize you want to be nice to her 😤

Dani is a tease

by Anonymous 139184914818 June 5, 2020

Geezer Teaser

A male or female, who uses body parts or words to attract someone of old age. Only to crush the older ones dreams.

Stripper are a good example of Geezer Teasers

by PanikOne February 4, 2010

teaspooning

When you're cuddling with a girl who is way smaller than you, you're no longer spooning, you're teaspooning!

"Bro I'm 6'2 and she's 5'1, when we cuddle we're definitely teaspooning"

by lmaohilarious1993 October 28, 2015

TEASEOLA

the dopest mother fucker alive please believe.

The big Teaseola fucked your little sister

by Teaseola January 18, 2004

cock-tease

God damn, fat-e is always a real fucking cock tease!

by beavis March 17, 2003

teaspoused

the act of lovingly placing your testicles (male) or a literal teabag (female) in the face of your significant other for humorous entertainment and approval by peers.

My husband got drunk last night and passed out, so I teaspoused him and had our friends post pictures of it online.

by Emy-Dizzle May 25, 2011