teasers
when a guy asks for a “teaser” they’re asking for a pic of ur clevage not ur boobs so they can be “teased” 🙄
teasers by a beaner girl January 21, 2018
Words you can keep
women teasers
A woman teaser is one that is emotionally empty inside.
They flirt with men to get some kind of approval, that they can't get from themselves.
They flirt with men to get some kind of approval, that they can't get from themselves.
The women teasers or so called social butterfly's at a party are usually alone with no date.
The woman is constantly seeking attention from men to make themselves feel better inside. They have had numerous husbands/boyfriends over their life time. They will get extremely flirtatious especially with the successful men.
The woman is constantly seeking attention from men to make themselves feel better inside. They have had numerous husbands/boyfriends over their life time. They will get extremely flirtatious especially with the successful men.
women teasers by been there done that. July 7, 2006
Related Words
turtle teasers
When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser
turtle teasers by ardisT October 28, 2018
Brain Teasers
Brain Teasers by SSSyourdad March 25, 2022
teasession
An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.
I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.
teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers
fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers by mvyb October 8, 2020
table teaser
When a waitress at a bar, restaurant or club who waits on tables, acts like she is interested in you, as a customer, & flirts with you, even at great lengths & depth throughout the night, just to lure you so that you may be inclined to shell out alot of tip money for her. She may even provide you with her number (fake usually) just to give you the illusion of hope. She'll play the role very good and she's usually a good talker. And if you start talking to her like in a flirtatious way, then she know she's got you. So don't flirt, because she's just wants to hurt you in your pocket. These table teasers won't flirt with girls because they know girls won't tip more just because so they target only the guys as victims. Typically these women are pretty good looking, or atleast compared to the other waitresses around, so they know that you will be attracted to them. Basically their game is the same as a cockteaser, only in a bar or restuarant or even club setting with the goal of milking money. Normally people would tip an average of around 15% but victims (typically guys) have been known to shell out 50% on tip just because the table teaser was that good into making the guy believe he had a chance with her. And the worst thing is, sometimes these table teasers would allow the guys to buy them drinks just to play the role that they are interested. So they get free drinks & more money from the guys... and that is their game.
Dude, how much tip did you end up giving to that table teaser whore last night?
Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?
Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.
A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.
I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!
Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.
Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?
Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.
A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.
I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!
Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.
table teaser by happyjoemann March 26, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026