Short people day

October 19 is the day you get to pick on people who are smaller than you. Even if they are older than you or younger than you. DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES!

Tall person 1: Hey where is (short persons name)?
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....

by I_AM_ GROOT44-49 November 1, 2019

popular people

Otherwise known as jocks and cheerleaders.

A popular person is usually a douche bag because they want people to like them. (when really no one does they just want to be popular themselves). How to spot a popular person, there usually the middle/high school football team, volleyball team, ect. and usually pick on the non-popular because, it makes them "cooler". Popular peoples sworn enemies are emos, goths, and punks. (Emos are now starting to become more of a common style and more popular so i don't know if they're still sworn enemies.) Now a popular male tends to pick on the nerds because he knows he won't fight back. He is afraid to fight a punk or a goth in fear of getting his ass kicked. Now a popular female tends to flirt with the nerd and pretend to like them so the nerd will help them with homework, projects, and what not. Do not trust ANY popular person!!!!

popular people: tend to listen to softcore rock, classical rock and hates emos, goths, punks and such.

by wishy mowhawk August 20, 2011

National Bully Short People Day

On November 3rd, the day after National Bully Tall People Day, the Tall People are allowed to get revenge. Tall people can bully any of their friends that are shorter than them, with no repercussions, but only on November 3rd.

Jacob bullied me yesterday, now it’s my turn to bully him since it’s National Bully Short People Day!

by BigDongDaddy November 2, 2020

old people

Group of people that insist on learning how to operate a computer, even though no such contraption existed up until they were 75 years old.

Old people shouldn't operate computers. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

by sam sam sam sam sam sam 111 August 24, 2006

White people

The race that is commonly misinterpreted as "evil" and "racist" by nearly every race. In reality all races are capable of evil not just exclusively white.

There's those fuckin white people again.

by A Human Male July 24, 2018

Irish people

Irish people are hot, love alcohol but we arent all drinkers or alcoholics, love to smoke, have the best holiday St.paddy's day, excellent athletes, have the best country, coolest last names ( Murphy, O'Brian ...) are the people you want to be on your side in a bar fight, love to party and love families( AKA their Clans), strong, brave, crazy at times, thick headed and stubborn-- because we stand up for what we believe in and hate the English, love the color green.

Irish People - John Duddy

by Irishredhead July 30, 2009

things that are not people

A jepoardy category waiting to happen.

A noun that is a place or thing.

by ~The Nameless One ~ September 6, 2005