Kitchenbound

One's destiny or obligation to work and reside in the kitchen, whose specialty is in creating delicimotherfuckingscrumptious sandwiches.

Daughter: Daddy, I want to be a police officer when I grow up.
Dad: Sorry honey, you're Kitchenbound. So what's for lunch?
Daughter: Sandwiches.
Dad: Excellent.

by MrLicorice October 28, 2009

Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010

Kitchendick

A person (usually homosexual) who frequently masturbates in his/her kitchen.

Did you hear about Mike? He only jacks it in his kitchen, he's a total kitchendick.

by thisblackguy January 10, 2011

kitchinstincts

instincts that only apply to kitchen situations

cook 1: "yo what are you doing tonight?"
cook 2: " you mean besides your mom, oh shit"
cook 2 turns around and pulls mozz sticks out of the frier just as there about to explode.
cook 1: "nice kitchinstincts."

by thetechman June 10, 2011

Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.

Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!

by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011

kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011

Kitacious

Ki-tay-shus

noun
1. An extraordinarily devious kitten

verb
2. To secretly plan your owner's death at all times
3. To pretend you're scratching the wall when you get caught eating the dogs' food
4. To puke up your breakfast/dinner immediately after digestion in an attempt to get back at your evil owners for forgetting to feed you dinner on time
5. To go against all wishes your owners ask of you
6. To demand attention at all times - if unsuccessful, wine like a dying seal until you are

"This kittle is so kitacious."

by jayy88 September 21, 2013